I plan to have a dog in our family later this year. Here’s the deets, yo:
1. Ultimately, he’ll belong to my son Leo. He’s been begging for one for a while. But before he has that responsibility, Leo’s got about 6 more months to prove he can consistently handle smaller responsibilities. Right now, he takes care of two tarantulas and a snake. Everyday. It’s amazing how gentle and compassionate he is with them. A real animal lover. Like his mom. Not me, though. I just tolerate animals and feign interest.
2. My wife Gabe is a serious dog nerd. She used to train schutzhund commands to German Shepherds. In fact, that’s the breed she wants Leo to get. We both want Leo’s dog to be trained not just for obedience and assistance but as a personal protection animal. And I want Leo to do the training. Basically, I’ll hire a professional dog trainer (or recruit a volunteer) to teach Leo how to train his dog. THIS IS WHAT WILL FORM A TIGHT BOND and build a sense of leadership in the boy. And when the two of ’em overcome dangerous situations together, THIS WILL BUILD ABSOLUTE TRUST.
3. Most of this will be costly, but investing in my son’s character development is a priority in my life. Besides, I have ways to minimize cost. With a doctor’s prescription that reads “poor Jonathan needs a service dog,” I can get reimbursed via health benefits from my former employer. So no real worries on that front.
I’m not looking forward to all the shedding because I crawl a bit on the floor. Well…actually, it means Leo’s gonna vacuum more often. So, good.